Love to play the piano, but don’t want to miss the big game? Now you can have the best of both worlds with the Craft Line Mediano.

The Mediano is an upright piano with a retractable flat screen television housed inside. Now we have no idea what this action does to the piano’s acoustics, although it can’t be great, we can say that this is a conversation piece to say the least.

More information on the Craft Line Mediano.

Rocket Design has unleashed a suite of music-oriented furniture and accessories that will turn any room into a music conversation piece. College dorm rooms seem the most likely beneficiary of these items, but some pieces, like the RCA Wine Rack, would make a cheeky addition to any apartment.

More information on Rocket Design.

Some nutter decided to build his own “felt tip marker” printer from scratch. The kicker? He did it all with Lego!

More information on the Lego Man Printer.

From the “Remember Kids, Don’t Smoke Crack” files comes this iPad “device” from the VJ Franz K (not someone who should be left alone with kids).

Franz K has strapped together a couple of Korg Kaoss entries and his iPad to create this mentally-challenged rig, which is only lacking one thing: a holder for a tube of his favorite hair-gel.

Warning: You will lose approximately 30 IQ points for a period of one hour after viewing this video.

Challenge: Can you watch the entire video listening to his creepy voice-over and viewing his Amiga Video Toaster effects without clicking away? Can you?? PLEASE SEE WARNING ABOVE

PS. One of the apps he’s, ah, rocking, is 4Pocket’s Aurora, which is currently in our review process…

What do you do when you can’t sell your $300 bladeless fan? You enlist your bored-out-of-their-living-minds warehouse employees to create a Rube Goldberg-like course for a helium balloon to travel through…

It’s actually not a bad viral marketing idea, but these guys are just not creative enough to really make this a captivating and truly rewarding video…

…but since Dyson isn’t selling any of their very cool, but too expensive “air multiplier” fans, we’re hoping they smoke some more weed go back to the drawing board and come up with something a little better.

When three lads decide to enter a Bouncy Castle Ride into an International Sailing regatta, hilarity ensues:

The Asheville Brewing Company (and Pizza Joint) has announced that it will be introducing a special limited-edition Summer Brew dubbed, Moog Filtered Ale. The micro brew was conceived to benefit the Bob Moog Foundation and will officially bow at the Foundation’s Moogus Operandi fundraising event on May 27th.

One of the brewmasters claims the beer has “notes of caramel, pine, and a hint of oscillator.” The beer will only be available regionally until July 31st. All profits are said to be donated to the Bob Moog Foundation.

More information on Moog Filtered Ale.

Soft Machines is offering up hand-made, Roland X0X pillows in the following flavors: TR-909, TB-303, TR-808, SH-101, as well as some guitar pedals, vintage synths and old school Game Boy action. The pillows are individually constructed, which is likely why the price is so high, (Or maybe they’re socking money away for their legal defense fund… —Ed.) and can be customized to your particular taste.

The original batch of 909s has sold out, which is quite something at 100 euros. But for that Roland fanboy, who spent $2000 for a 303, what’s another fist-full of Euros??

More information on the Soft Machines Vintage Roland Pillows.

Remember Pong? Well, some geeks have decided to actually make it a “sport” using the latest projection technology. The inventors dub Sportpong as “an interactive physical computer game.” The “field” is projected on the floor, where two or more players can battle in teams against each other, because singles would just be too much exercise for the rubber-limbed.

A reflector paddle on each foot the players hit the ball to the goal or to defend your goal.

More information on Sportpong